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"The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

The ultimate Q & A

Q: I don`t know the question. Can you answer nevertheless ?

A: Tricky, but not impossible. The answer is 42!

Now and then you run into a dumbhead INSULTing and unpolite? Reply whit style!      

Murphy's Laws Of Computers

  • When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's  probably obsolete.
  • The output of a program is allways inversely proportional to the avilable paper in the printer.
  • A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
  • He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
  • A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
  • Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.
  • Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.
  • The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.
  • If a system requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks.
  • It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
  • Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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